I read my tea leaves this morning, they were written in Russian

This week:

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Me: "why worry about things you can't change?"

Friend: "how do you know you can't change it unless you try?"

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Me: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

Stranger: "11:00"

Me: "Thanks," look at own watch

Stranger: "Did you watch stop?"

Me: "No. It didn't stop, just never started."

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Me: "I feel like watching a dvd while having a bubble bath, can i use your lap top?"

Mother: "Yes, but be very careful, if you drop it in the water my laptop will be ruined & all my files will be lost."

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